Ways To Avoid Living Large

What? A new beard and a diet? Insanity!

I find it useful to exercise and eat clean. So I will say no to the next Deep Fried Peanut Butter-Covered Brownie Wrapped In Cookie Dough that comes across my desk. And the next time someone is serving up a hot dog wrapped in a beef patty that’s deep fried, covered with chili, cheese, onions, served on a hoagie bun topped with two fistfuls of fries and a fried egg, I’m just going to take a pass.  Yes, basically my new diet exists solely to ensure I exclude everything found here

February Beard Month

It is February again – time for the beard to grow. This year things are a little different since I don’t think anyone is contesting my strength of beard with their own. I may have frightened everyone away after last year, when I bested co-worker and self-proclaimed ape-man WS by producing the longest beard in 28 days.

I forgot how bad I look when I don’t shave. Regardless … the month is upon us and I have no other choice but to let the wild man within emerge.